a melhor do dia:

"Today, after a long stressful day, my boyfriend and I decided to take a shower together. As I'm telling him all about my day, I suddenly felt something warm on my foot, only to look down and see him peeing on me. When I asked what he was doing he said "I'm marking my territory, you're mine now. FML "

from F My Life

"I don't take myself seriously"

I've always wondered...

what the HELL does that mean?!!

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hoje descobri este blog e fez-me rir.

o meu post preferido foi este:

"Today I was outside with my dog when he began to bark. Within a few moments, 3 other dogs from surrounding yards joined in. I wanted to be in the loop so I decided to bark too. All the dogs stopped, and my dog walked away. I apologized for embarresing him in front of his friends. MLIA "

and I want, and I need, and I lust

my love, the reason i survive